Am I a Bitter Hipster?

Only you know for sure. Here are a few tests to validate your status - let me know if you can think of a few more.

1. You have more than one tattoo and/or piercing and have given birth to, fathered, or adopted a child in the last 24 months.
2. You currently live in a sensible suburb but lived in a hipster hotspot (e.g. Williamsburg, Echo Park) within the last 24 months.
3. You have Daily Candy on autodelete.
4. You have said, "back in the 90's..." within the last 24 hours.
5. You have recently realized that your tech/media/internet startup employer's quirky perks have lulled you into becoming just another corporate drone/sellout.